The Passion of The Christoph: An Audiobook for The Deaf

by The Only Rx Press

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captainmusic The monotone narration, the ugly-as-sin writing, and the profane subject matter make this a pretty fun collection of stories. As a fellow writer, I appreciate a guy who makes porn store employment sound like a good time. Favorite track: The DC Mandingo Pizza Party.

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1.	The Ghosts of Jerking Off: A Christoph Carol 08:06	info	buy track
2.	The French Girl Who Really Loved Birds 04:55	info	buy track
3.	The Illuminati Monthly Email: Operation Black Dress 04:47	info	buy track
4.	The Shit The Bed Blues 07:03		buy track
5.	Protest Letter To Michael Bay for TMNT Remake 03:17	info	buy track
6.	Yelp Prison Food Reviews 02:58	info	buy track
7.	Military School (Featuring Guest Reader: Be Mad At Him) 06:05	info	buy track
8.	Speaker's Corner 03:45	info	buy track
9.	Saint Francis on Absinthe 01:22	info	buy track
10.	Lessons Learned In Teen Rehab 09:46	info	buy track
11.	The DC Porn Store Book Club: Anna Karenina 03:58	info	buy track
12.	The DC Mandingo Pizza Party 07:37	info	buy track
13.	Cock Pic Etiquette 05:49	info	buy track
14.	Frat Boy's Moby Dick Paper: The Ship of Life 12:02	info	buy track
15.	When Can Rock Bands Use Macbooks On Stage? 03:09	info	buy track
16.	The Origin of Orlando Emo Band 'Wet Pillow' 08:38		buy track
17.	My Dear Craigslist Girl 03:00	info	buy track
18.	How Zen Masters Check Out Hot Chicks 01:42	info	buy track
19.	Zen and The Art of Selling Sex Massagers 04:08	info	buy track
20.	A Letter To Stephen King From The American Adverb Assoication 02:47		buy track
21.	Strippernomics 09:01	info	buy track
22.	Selling Spanish Fly At The Porn Store 02:38	info	buy track
23.	5 Theories Why Men Don't Throw Away &/Or Replace The Toilet Paper Roll 03:42	info	buy track
24.	Scientific Study of What Male Actions Cause The Most Vaginal Dryness 06:15	info	buy track
25.	Post-Coitus Etiquette For Men 05:06	info	buy track
26.	Moving In Together 04:01	info	buy track
27.	My Second Failed Attempt At a Paranormal Romance 05:51		buy track
28.	Watching The Miami Dolphins With Your Girlfriend at Hooters 04:18		buy track
29.	Satan Loves Tebow Too... 06:40	info	buy track
30.	Behind, The NFL Draft of 2012 09:55	info	buy track

about

This is a verbal collection from The book "The Passion of The Christoph" with some extra goodies thrown into the Mix. Think of this 2 1/2 hours of AM Radio switching from one crazy station to another as you laugh like your on meth and bath salt---combined.

I am gonna share some truth, from rehab to managing a porn store, some lies, trying to become a writer and musician, and some satire (you'll know when you hear it).

This folks is The Passion of The Christoph: An Audiobook For The Deaf...If you get the QOTSA reference there is a 33% more chance you will enjoy joy this.

One last thing, you download the book, you'll get "The Passion of The Christoph" E-Book which is pretty damn good deal.

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released July 7, 2013

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The Only Rx Press New Hampshire

Christoph Paul is a former porn store manager and was singer/guitarist of the rock band The Only Prescription. He graduated from Wilkes University with an MA in Creative Writing. His first book of non-fiction, humor, and satire “The Passion of the Christoph” is along with the Poetry Collection “Pyschoanalytic Celebrity Poems” ... more